I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Church boner. Awkwardddd
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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