Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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