SEEEEXXX PLEASE
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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