Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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