i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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