Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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