Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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