How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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