I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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