it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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