i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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