Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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what are you doing with your life
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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