best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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