Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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