someone threw a dead crab at me
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I think people are normalizing furries
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize