i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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