I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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