I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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