Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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