the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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