It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i wish my penis had a tongue
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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