hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
we're so committed to being not committed
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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