is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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