It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Randomize
