Plan B is the new Plan A
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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