Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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