you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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