i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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