Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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