Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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