so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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