So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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