her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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