Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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