she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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