Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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