whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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