I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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