I just saw a hot homeless man
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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