I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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