what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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