It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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