This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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