yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Drunk is a universal language darling
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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