im drinking this country out of the recession.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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