Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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