Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Damn victory sex feels great
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
