I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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