I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
