Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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