walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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