you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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